I am living large and taking charge!
Sometimes, it takes me all day to get nothing done.
Why can't I find someone who looks at me the way I look at coffee?
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Sometimes, I prefer to use my face for emoticons.
I've always loved the idea of not being who people expect me to be.
I like my bed more than I like most people.
Don't confuse what people say about me with the real me.
I'm not concerned about my age; I don't feel a day over fabulous!
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap, and when I woke up, people would just be proud of me.
Not everyone likes me. But not everyone matters to me.
